Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Retail Therapy, Sign of a Bigger Problem in Your Relationship or Marriage, and You Can Fix It

If you’ve noticed your wife (or yourself!) buying things not for the benefit of ownership, but for the thrill of making the purchase, you have a problem on your hands. Yes, you are responsible, but it’s something you can easily fix…

What a day! First full day of range activities at Front Sight today, and there were a few changes from last year, mostly for the better. The restroom facility was indeed finished (if memory serves, they are referring to it as “the comfort station,” which was both amusing and apropos after being trapped on the range for a little too long while being a little too far ahead of the hydration curve, if you know what I mean!), a lot of staff I worked with last year was still there (conspicuously missing was Will, the former Navy SEAL who was the line coach on last year’s team, who is currently “contracting” in Afghanistan, but there were other former Special Forces soldiers and rangemasters I had not seen before, so they are continuing to attract extremely high-quality talent for instructors), and the program is still first-rate.

And as it appears right now, I’m definitely on track for the coveted “distinguished graduate” achievement, so the long days in the desert are definitely going to be worth it. Yepper, I’m pumped! ;-) But I’m also worn out, so we’d better get to today’s lesson while I’m still conscious. I do want to mention, for those of you who still wonder why anyone would go through all this trouble, that all the notes I have taken regarding this trip at any given time, including those from last year, a really raw and in-your-face look at taking personal responsibility for your personal safety, and even some most-excellent plans for portable target stands are found on our forum at http://forum.makingherhappy.com/showthread.php/416-Self-Defense-and-Home-Defense, and you should do yourself a favor and read it. If it does nothing more than wake you up to the fact that people carry guns because police are too heavy and that when seconds count, the police are always just minutes away, it will be worth your time.

I wish every one of you could know how much fun it is at times to be me and do what I do with and for all of you. Yes, there’s a lot of stress and frustration at times, but the success stories are exhilarating and some of the questions I get are just downright hilarious, like this one. Meet Kent:

David,

My wife and I have been married for 18 years, and we love each other deeply. However, we’ve fallen into that rut that everybody seems to fall into. We do things together and talk, but we just don’t seem to have real fun or real intimacy anymore. We’ve done nothing but sleep in our bedroom every night this year but three, and I know exactly which three they were.

If it weren’t for our hobbies, I don’t know what we’d do. I spend much of my evenings in my workshop making jewelry boxes, turning pens, and doing other small woodworking projects, and my wife watches mystery and cop shows on TV. Every few days, she’ll get particularly antsy and fidgety and announce that she’s “going out for retail therapy” and come home with a bunch of stuff that she never wears or uses and it just ends up cluttering up the house, and then she complains about it and gives it away.

I keep telling her that she’s giving away our retirement when she does this, and that she should keep receipts and return items that she’s not going to use, but she claims that’s too embarrassing for her. I’m at the end of my rope. Can you tell me how to explain to her why she needs to stop this?

Thanks,
Kent


My response:

Hi Kent!

There’s no amount of explaining that you can do that will help the situation, and that’s not because your wife is stupid, impetuous, or enjoys trying to put you into the poor house. It’s because she’s bored. The thrill of the purchase gives her a temporary rush of adrenaline and dopamine that relieves her boredom for about long enough for her to get home, then she’s over it, and the purchases go into storage where she doesn’t have to look at them and admit that the purchase was a mistake and face her embarrassment.

I don’t see your name on my customer list and you’ve only been on this newsletter list for a little over a week, so I’m going to bet that you have no idea just what a destructive emotion boredom is for women. In a nutshell, as it gets worse, it has much of the same impact on them that sheer terror has on us. Yes, it’s really that bad. I’ve proven it 100% consistently with several hundred women. They have feelings and thoughts of desperation, are almost entirely incapable of logic, and in extreme cases even have physical manifestations like trembling hands and nausea. The good news is that this is something you can fix.

Boredom is one of the things for which a woman looks to a man to for protection; it’s the price you pay for her nurturing, and it’s a biological mechanism, not a logical one. It’s the result of chemical reactions natural to the female brain, and denying it or trying to find a way around it just doesn’t work. The good news is that acting like a man and using a few well-timed surprises and other little things can give her the small but frequent doses of excitement she needs (something so small as finding a Post-It note with a few well-chosen and heart-felt words on it will more than suffice, as an example).

You’ll find all of that and more explained in my book, should you choose to pursue it. Do the math, and I’m sure you’ll quickly realize that your wife does more damage to your checkbook in each outing than my book will do to it once, and the results are not just guaranteed, they’re a foregone conclusion if you use it. My customers have proven that consistently, time and again.

Take care, and keep in touch,
David

So how about it, Gents? Is something like this going on in your household? Wives aren’t the only ones that engage in retail therapy; men can be just as guilty of it as women. But where men can fix their boredom with a new hobby, women have the need to see a man, preferably their man, acting like a man, and to be entertained by him to some degree as well. They look to us for leadership (NOT control), and when we fail to provide it, boredom quickly ensues. Mark down the following as one of the most profound and useful things you will ever learn:

Boredom really makes women crazy. And it makes them crazy vulnerable to attraction.

That’s a double-edged sword, as some of you have found out a little too late in life. If you realize your mistake and create attraction for her to relieve her boredom, she’s swept off her feet and good to go for as long as you keep it up, but if somebody else creates it for her, it is possible for her to turn her back on you completely, especially if she has tried over the years to tell you that the problem exists and your inter-gender communications skills have been lacking enough that you didn’t understand what she was saying, because when that happens, a woman takes it that you don’t care to hear her, not that you can’t do it. Why?

Because she thinks that you speak and listen the same way she does, just as you think that she speaks and listens the same way you do, and no matter how much you want it to be that way, it just isn’t so. Both of you can easily learn the other’s natural communication style and quickly come to terms (you can easily communicate accurately with a woman by following three simple rules you’ll find in my book), but you do have to learn them and then use what you have learned.

That doesn’t take a staggering intellect; just a genuine desire. Our forum, http://forum.makingherhappy.com, is replete with the proof that it’s not rocket science, Gentlemen; it’s women. They make up a little more than half the world’s population, which incidentally is supposed to top SEVEN BILLION this week, and if it were that difficult, our species would have been extinct long ago – they are, after all, HUMAN, just like us. But the knowledge you need has been ignored and even buried for so long that you never got the opportunity to learn it.

Instead, you had a bunch of idiots with a misandrous socio-political agenda telling you that to make a good impression on a woman you take her to a chick flick and cry with her, and you spend more on clothing and skin care products than she does. And you’re supposed to be nice and let her make all the decisions, like Mom said, right? Oh, and let’s not forget that absurd business about buying their love with expensive jewelry and other gifts, or impressing them with big money and expensive cars. A bunch of pure, unadulterated B.S., or “bovine fecal matter” as we used to say in the service, especially that last bit; women have told me personally that expensive gifts presented to try to buy their affection are insulting, and they will take them and then abuse the man to get back at him for insulting her.

So what’s going on at your house? Maybe your wife isn’t indulging in senseless shopping sprees, but is she happy? Fun? Engaged in your life and happiness? Or is she acting as bored, frustrated, and confused as you may be right now as you read this? Or would you even know?

Why take the chance? If you were hit with a divorce right now, what do you think it would cost you, in both financial and non-financial terms? Most of the men who write to me to say that they desperately need help because their wife just filed for divorce also say that they didn’t know that there was even a problem, so yes, that’s a fair question that you really need to answer.

Now, for a bigger question: If you could read a book that could mitigate some or all of that cost, especially the emotional cost of having that divorce bomb dropped on you, and put you back into a happy relationship, or get you out of a relationship or marriage that you never should have entered with some dignity and finesse, not to mention having a friend for an ex-wife instead of someone waiting around every corner to stick a knife in your back, would you read it?

When I had to answer that question, there wasn’t even a book to read. I had to write one! Everything I bought, studied and tried blew up in my face and made matters worse, and doing enough research and testing to be able to write my own book ended up being what was required to save the marriage. But you don’t have to write a book.

You can read mine; indeed, you can start reading it in the next few minutes. Just go to http://www.makingherhappy.com and download your copy of "THE Man’s Guide to Great Relationships and Marriage." You’ll see what I mean, and you can thank me for it when you’re done. For now, just get started! The longest journey ever completed started with a single step, and for you, this is the one.

In the meantime, live well, be well, and have a wonderful day!
David Cunningham

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Keeping Mothers (Your or Hers) from Wrecking Your Marriage or Relationship

A mother-in-law can be a wonderful ally or a destructive juggernaut, and unfortunately is even a significant factor in choosing a mate, as those who didn’t give the issue due consideration will now attest. What can you do to ensure that your mother-in-law – or hers – doesn’t wreck your marriage?

I made it to Pahrump, Nevada, and have everything squared away for the week’s training at
The Front Sight Firearms Training Institute, so I thought I’d sneak in a newsletter and an update. And here’s a tip for those driving through Texas who might be unfamiliar with their traffic laws: First, the old saying, “Anybody will give you 10 MPH over the speed limit,” isn’t true in Texas. They might give nine, but not ten. Second, the only time you can be in the left lane is if you are passing another vehicle. Third, they did recently change the laws to eliminate the differential between daytime and nighttime speed limits, but until they get all the signs changed, the posted limits are the ones being enforced.

How did I find out? Yeah, good guess. However, it was probably the most pleasant encounter with law enforcement of my life. It was about 5:00AM local time, I was cruising down the road without hardly any other traffic and making good time, when all the lovely colored lights on the deputy’s car started flashing. And I thought, “Nuts. Here we go! I’m armed to the teeth and have a truck load of ammo in the back of the van. I hope I brought enough cash to bail me out of jail.”

The deputy was a highly-impressive young man, intelligent, extremely courteous and well-mannered, and very professional in both demeanor and appearance. I could have just as easily been talking with an antebellum plantation owner. I present my driver’s license and concealed carry permit, he asked if I was carrying, I said that I was, he asked if it was on my hip and I said it was, and he said, “No problem,” and eased right into why he had pulled me over.

I told him that after he finished writing the citation I would appreciate him explaining a couple of things to me so I didn’t end up getting another ticket before I got out of Texas, and he said, “Oh, no Sir. I’ll be giving you a written warning because you are not from here and you seem like someone who tries to obey the law, so no citation will be issued. However, if you are pulled over for anything that is mentioned on this warning in the future, they will go hard on you, so take full advantage of the break I’m about to give you by making sure that doesn’t happen.”

He could have written me up for several hundred dollars in fines, and in most places, that’s what would have happened. I appreciate how he handed it, and when I get back home I’m going to write to the sheriff of that county and commend the young man in hopes it will help his career in some way. He didn’t have to treat me as well as he did; he CHOSE to do so of his own free will, even if it was the policy of his department. You can NEVER, EVER go wrong by expressing genuine appreciation when someone treats you better than they are required to treat you, especially if you express it to their employer.

I also know at least some of the reasons he did so, and I’m going to share them because they may help you at some point. Police at all levels have been killed on routine traffic stops enough that it is a fear that every officer lives with. Consequently, they don’t like surprises, such as finding out that you are armed without you telling them so. In every instance I have been stopped by law enforcement for a traffic issue, if I remembered to present my concealed carry permit with my license, keep my hands where the officer could see them at all times (attacks are almost exclusively waged with the hands, and all police officers are trained to get anyone’s hands in sight and keep them there for their own safety), be courteous and follow all instructions, I have been given a warning, and on the two occasions I forgot to present the permit, I was given a ticket.

In articles written by currently employed and retired police officers in magazines like the US Concealed Carry Associations monthly for members, they explain that someone who goes through the trouble to get the permit is usually seen as law-abiding. They also say that they hear so much anger and abuse from people they stop that it makes a big impression if you simply keep things courteous without sounding like you're trying to kiss their ass, which they deem suspicious behavior. And they stress above all that keeping your hands in sight and instructing anyone else in the car with you to keep their hands in sight at all times and not mouth off to the police is incredibly helpful, and if an officer has any leeway on issuing a citation he may well extend you that courtesy, especially if you’re the first person of his shift who has shown any appreciation for his safety concerns. My own experience bears that out.

So next time you get pulled over for something, try looking at the encounter from the other guy’s point of view and it may go better for you. There is nothing to gain from trying to verbally punish a police officer, since you’re not going to intimidate him or her no matter what you say and you’re not going to impress anyone in the car with anything but the stupidity of digging yourself a deeper hole. You’ll command respect by showing respect, and you’ll command authority by making your way efficiently through the encounter, not by trying to be in charge of the encounter. They one with the badge is the one in charge, and in all likelihood, he or she is not looking for trouble any more than you are. Being a man is a lot more about cooperating to get things done than it is a show of force, you know?

So I hope you find some part of that helpful, but if not, we’re still going to do today’s regularly scheduled lesson. Let’s get to it.

I’ve written several issues about interaction with your mother-in-law, and if you’ve not read them, now would be a good time to do so before advancing into this fairly delicate issue. See:

“Proper Care and Feeding of Your Mother-In-Law”:
http://forum.makingherhappy.com/showthread.php/591-Gentlemen-the-Proper-quot-Care-and-Feeding-quot-of-Your-Mother-In-Law-Is-Critical-to-a-Great-Marriage

“Your Wife’s Mother-in-Law and Your Marriage”:
http://forum.makingherhappy.com/showthread.php/594-Your-Wife’s-Mother-In-Law-and-Your-Relationship-and-Marriage

Today’s issue is a touchy one, one that many couples deal with, and much to their chagrin I’m sure: the issue of a pushy, bossy, over-protective, and/or just plain busy-body mother of the wife. Don’t get me wrong; men’s mothers can be a pain in the neck, too, but wives’ mothers have a little more room to be obnoxious and we men often don’t have nearly enough appreciation for how much stress their influence can cause, nor that we can do something about it. To wit, meet Hillary:

Hi David,

My mother has dominated me in every part of my life since childhood, and won’t stop. I’m now forty years old, and she continues to be the same overbearing and over-protective woman she was when I was in pigtails. I can’t even discipline my own children or have a serious discussion with my husband without her trying to push her agenda to the exclusion of my own. She calls me several times each day and literally interrogates me about what’s going on with everyone in my family, what I’m doing, what I’m thinking, and anything else that might give her an opportunity to force her values, priorities, and opinions, which often differ from my own, on me and my family.

There have been times when I could overcome the childhood fear of having her mad at me, but most of the time she upsets me to the point where I am reduced to that same emotional wreck I was as a small child, giving in to everything she says to seek her approval. I know that I need help with this, and I’m in counseling, but it is proving to be a long, slow battle, because the counselor says that the way she treated me is genuine emotional abuse, and was traumatizing. I don’t necessarily believe that my mother meant to hurt me, but I do know that she meant to control me and she knew that she hurt me frequently.

I’m sharing this with you because my husband of 22 years, Dirk, still refuses to get involved in this, in spite of me begging him repeatedly to do so. I’m not yet strong enough to get her off of me and keep her off, and apparently he’s not either, or else he just doesn’t care. Every time we try to talk about it, he ends up yelling at me for being weak and unable to control my mother. I need more from him than to just tolerate my mother’s abuse and leave me on my own to handle this. I need him to intervene because he should be able to be strong enough to protect me from her or anybody else who tries to abuse me. Is that too much to ask?

I don’t know what to think. I can’t get him to talk to me about this enough to know whether he really thinks my weakness is disgusting or whether he’s making a big show of being mad at me to hide the fact that he’s also afraid of her. I’ve asked him to come to just one counseling session with me so my counselor could help me sort this out, and he just gets angry about me asking and complains about the money and time I spend to go to counseling. How can I make him understand what I’m going through and why I need him to help me? I’m at the end of my rope, and I can’t get my husband to start relieving some of this stress instead of adding to it, I’m going to have to do something that we’re all going to regret, because I can’t take any more of this.

Thanks so much,
Hillary


Well Hillary, I’ll tell him for you. Have him read this, and hold an iron skillet in your hand aimed at his head when you suggest to him that he read it, just to make sure he understands the importance of the issue. ;-)

Dirk, and the rest of you, listen up. When there is a conflict between the woman in your life that even remotely involves you and is obviously not getting resolved, it’s your job and responsibility to step in and address your wife’s adversary directly, and it is imperative that you do so swiftly and firmly, but with an even hand. Why?

For starters, you’re built to fight and protect, and better suited for it, and doing so is part of what you offer in trade for the benefits of the nurturing nature of a woman – the marital contract, so to speak. It doesn’t matter if it’s your wife’s mother, your own mother, one of your daughters, somebody’s sister, or a busy-body friend who wants to stick their nose into family business; if somebody is stressing your wife to the point that she wants to talk to you about it, you need to offer to help, and if she comes out and asks you to help, you’re not a man if you don’t, let alone a husband.

Let’s clarify a thing or two before some of you get riled up and start sending nasty-grams. First, I am not implying that you should give your wife license to be a total screw-up and defend her stupidity. If she’s a substance abuser and her family is trying to talk her into straightening up, by all means you should be joining them, not protecting her from hearing the truth. That’s how you fulfill your responsibility to protect her life and well-being.

But if your mother-in-law (or your mother!) is trying to force her value system on your family as Hillary describes, or if your daughter is being an insufferable brat, or some single friend of your wife’s is relentlessly hassling her to leave her family at home and go out bar-hopping with her and won’t take “no” for an answer, some sister who has no children is trying to experience motherhood vicariously by trying to instruct your wife on how to raise your kids, or something like that, “it’s time for an intervention,” as the saying goes.

Also note that not all women will need help, and if you butt in when they are handling it they will resent your actions. You don’t need to ask permission, but you do need to verify that there is a need and that your assistance isn’t going to cause your wife to resent you for trying to help; one busy-body bullying their way into her life is more than enough without you becoming one as well. You also need to be fully informed about what’s going on and it never hurts to hear all sides of the story before drawing your sword and shield. Your objective is to be a hero protecting his wife, not a controlling bully. “Is there anything I can do to help?” will sound and be taken quite differently from “Do I need to handle this?”

Also be aware that women have been known to adhere to deceitful and abusive family members when it came down to a choice between them and their loving, supportive husband. Yes, that sounds crazy, but there is a sort of illogical logic behind it if you can follow it. An insecure woman, especially one with issues of not getting enough attention as a child or having been abandoned by one or both parents due to divorce or death, will see her family as her “fallback” position if something goes wrong with her marriage, even when there is nothing wrong with her marriage. When I have seen this in the past, it took a combination of a strong husband not giving in to the wife’s desire to seek the approval of her family and personal counseling to resolve the childhood issues that cause her insecurity.

This is all conditional, of course, on knowing that she really wants help for a real issue and it isn’t some sort of contrived drama-fest just looking for attention, which you will know by the nature of the issue in dispute; a mother trying to exert control over an adult child and your household is a far bigger deal than some girlfriend of hers having something snide to say about her choice in shoes. You’re not required to dive into “a tempest in a teapot” unless you’re just tired of listening to all the hoopla and are shutting it down for some peace and quiet. ;-)

Now for the good news, bad news element. If you do stand up and take the leadership role and tell whomever is making life hard for your wife that they will either stop or their contact with your wife will be stopped until they can behave themselves, one of two things will happen. If your wife wants your help in the matter, you will be seen as the strong, attractive knight in shining armor and you’ll quickly see her love, trust, and appreciation of you skyrocket, and her attraction switches will also be flipped on full power. You gotta love it when that happens…

However, if your wife is very emotionally damaged (provided that you have listened carefully and have appropriately stepped in to take appropriate action), she may in fact become enraged, defending those from whom you were protecting her! This is the worst of all possible scenarios, especially if she refuses to see that there is a problem, and is a sign that you in fact married the wrong woman, because she is too damaged or for some other reason just doesn’t choose to love you and be loyal to you as a wife should be to a husband, which is not one whit less than a husband should love and be loyal to his wife.

Unconditional love you say? Don’t get me started. If you think you can love someone and remain married and loyal to someone who does not love you and cannot remain loyal to you, then you deserve every ounce of pain you endure because of it. To love is to value. How can you value that which does not value you, disrespects you, and would act to steal or destroy your life? How can you remain loyal to that which would cheat you out of your life, or abuse you as you try to share your life? How can you even consider loving or remaining loyal to someone who has a reckless disregard for any life, especially theirs and yours?

There must be a condition for real love to exist: that it is offered in trade for your fair share of the same, otherwise you pour your life down the drain, offering it to those who would destroy it without regard for the fact that every second you give of your life is one that can never be recovered. Anyone who would have you believe otherwise is setting you up to steal a piece of you for himself or herself, just like those who would have you believe that money or the love of money is the root of all evil is looking to take your money from you for himself or herself. And no, that’s not my opinion, that’s the reality that surrounds us, and you ignore it at your own peril. If you want proof, all you need to do is open your eyes, but if you can’t see it, just ask.

So there it is, Gentlemen. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to be a man, protect your wife and family when necessary (all the way, and if you aren’t up to going all the way, I strongly suggest a trip to Front Sight Firearms Training Institute, http://www.frontsight.com, for at least an empty hand or defensive handgun course, because when seconds count, the police are always just minutes away), and protect yourself in the process. That can be a tall order, especially if you don’t know how to communicate well with women, but if you do it right, with justice (the principle of getting exactly what one earns and therefore deserves, no more and no less) and reason as your sword and shield, your reward will be everything your wife can muster to love and nurture you. That’s a prize worth winning, for sure!

So how about it? Are you fit for duty? Do you have the communications skills, the understanding of women, and the “intestinal fortitude” to handle the job? If you do, I’m a bit curious as to why you are reading this, but if there is even the slightest question in your mind as to whether you could maneuver through this mine field successfully, including navigating through any possible aftermath, then you need to go to http://www.makingherhappy.com and download your copy of "THE Man’s Guide to Great Relationships and Marriage" and go through Uncle David’s “boot camp in a book” before the situation arises. You can also join us at our forum, http://forum.makingherhappy.com, as well, and tap the immense resources of minds who have already been where you are going and navigated safely through.

Or, if you really want, you can wait and try to learn how to do this when you’re already under fire and too stressed out to make good decisions. Do yourself a favor and do it now while you can do it the easy way; I’ve done it the hard way and in a nutshell, the hard way really sucks, more than you can imagine before you’ve lived through it.

In the meantime, live well, be well, and have a wonderful day!
David Cunningham